You don't mind if I smoke, right? Oh, you do? Why is that? Because it's a sin and because it causes cancer. Don't be silly. It's only a sin if you do it in excess, and I have been smoking for years and am fine. I mean, look at how sexy I look puffing on my cigarette! Do you want a little bit? You want to take a little puff for me? See, smoking isn't that bad. Look how hot I am smoking. You want to take another puff of the cigarette in my lovely, lipstick-stained mouth? After all, I had that cigarette in my mouth. Now look at yourself. You love smoking, and you keep asking for additional drags of my cigarette. I even convinced you to let me ash my cigarette in your mouth. Look at how quickly I turned the neighborhood boy into a smoker and human ashtray. I want you to bring a certain brand of cigarettes the next time you sneak away, and I want you to puff right along with me.